"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" ~ Mae West

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be" ~Douglas Adams





Guess who


I don't think I'd let-em walk all over me; all the time. But I have been told "u'r too nice and people take advantage of that."
"Accountability in friendship is the equivalent of love without strategy" ~Anita Brookner





Mac and Cheese


Garlic is good for you











Clover field






Where the is the snow


I thought Jack Frost had a little sister.

Some people might think its ok. But the smarts ones know. If its hot year round around the planet... well. Religion gets popular. A dummy would say. "Yay, its warm today, in February"...

Her hair is like the smoke I breath out when temperatures are low. Her stare, frozen. Her skin, blistering. Lips, the color of that bleeding feel on u'r skin on the coldest days. Jack frost, had a little sister. I love her so. I miss her so.

Birth is motivating, joyous. Its celebrating something new. But if warm is not new anymore, what's to celebrate? Go to the snow they tell me. But the snow should be here I say. As it has been for so-so long. Appreciate what is here now they say. I guess there is something to that, but not in the way you think.

Yes, it is wrong that the snow is not here right now.






Warm and fuzzy ...


"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity" ~Abraham Lincoln


"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"





Baby Juice...


Gails chalice of creamy goodness slowly emerged along side with the reading I gave her. The nine of cups and the ten cups answered her question; the symbolic answer in her hand and the fertile, cold, denotation in the cup. Not trying to creep you out. But sometimes its in the cards; and in the cream.

Ice cream and tarot card readings





FEB 14th

Franks Frank Happy-Vday


No neutered for you.

Frank and his beans.



You know you are addicted to pool when the crack of lightning in a thunder storm sounds like a break.



FEB 14th

Random moments of the Happy smart shots...


Found love

"Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live"






FEB 12th

PPS: something






FEB 10th

High Cream


"Confidentiality is a virtue of the loyal, as loyalty is the virtue of faithfulness" ~Edwin L. Cole





FEB 8th





Me: I reached out to shake his hands and it was like running my fingers thru-a-delicate patch of flowers.

Yo: What do you mean?

Me: I mean his freak'n hands were soft. He's dressed like a million bucks and I know just by shaking his hands he's never worked hard with his hands. Working men have callus.

Yo: Oh, you mean his hands are soft, like a vagina.


A callus (or callosity) is an especially toughened area of skin which has become relatively thick and hard in response to repeated friction, pressure, or other irritation. Rubbing that is too frequent or forceful will cause blisters rather than allow calluses to form.

"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it" ~Knute Rockne





FEB 6th



1. (adj.)

anatomically correct.
Having representations of the sexual organs:
An anatomically correct doll was shown to the witness.

Frank'Dingo was his name-O





FEB 3rd



"A great figure or physique is nice, but it's self-confidence that makes someone really sexy" ~Vivica Fox

"I have seen too much not to know that the impression of a woman may be more valuable than the conclusion of an analytical reasoner"

~Arthur Conan Doyle

"A picture is the expression of an impression. If the beautiful were not in us, how would we ever recognize it" ~Ernst Haas





FEB 2nd

My hair.